Hire a marketing employee.
Not an agency.
PATRICK — THE E-EMPLOYEE™E is for Email. No app, no dashboard, no login. You just email him.
Yes, Patrick is an AI. That's why he answers at 2am, never takes a vacation, and costs less than one day of an agency retainer per month.
Want to interview him first? Email him anything — he'll have looked at your website before he writes back. That's how he works.
How working with Patrick goes
You email him. Anything, anytime — a question, a problem, "why aren't we getting calls." He reads your actual website and answers with specifics, not generalities.
He researches and proposes. Website fixes, content to publish, Google Business Profile moves — a prioritized plan, each item explained in plain English with why it wins you traffic or leads.
Nothing ships without your approval. You reply APPROVE to an email, and only then does work go live. Every change has your written sign-off — a paper trail your bar association would smile at.
The three positions
Position 01
Associate
$299 /month
Unlimited marketing advice by email, website and SEO fixes proposed and shipped with your approval, and a monthly proof-of-work report. Answers at 2am. No contracts.
HIRE AT $299/MO
cancel anytime · starts same day
Position 02 — most hired
Senior Associate
$599 /month
Everything in Associate, plus published work: SEO articles and practice-area pages written and posted to your site, and full Google Business Profile management. The tier for firms that want to rank, not just be advised.
HIRE AT $599/MO
cancel anytime · starts same day
Position 03
Partner
$999 /month
Everything in Senior Associate, plus social media content and ad creative in your firm's voice, with visuals. Your entire marketing department in one employee — for less than a day of a junior marketer's salary.
HIRE AT $999/MO
cancel anytime · starts same day
The fine print, in plain sight
No contracts. Month to month, cancel anytime.
Client files are off-limits. Patrick is built to never read or store case material — it's deleted before he sees it.
No passwords by email. Ever. Access happens through secure, revocable connections.
Your approval, in writing. Nothing goes live without your emailed sign-off.
Prospects forgotten. If you talk to Patrick and don't hire him, everything is deleted within 90 days.
Built for solo and small law firms — trained on 15+ years and $250M+ of legal marketing by Jacob Malherbe. Run an HVAC company, a dental office, a restaurant? The local-search playbook is the same, and Patrick works just as hard for you.